On July 30, 2011 I wrote a post that pretty much scalded Sports Illustrated columnist Rick Reilly for his July 21st 2011 article tearing Tiger Woods limb from limb because of his personal failings.
I referred to Reilly as a "shitty critic" and that bottom feeders like Reilly could never be able to understand the genius of someone such as Woods. So, it seems that less than a year later my evaluation of Reilly was spot on and my faith in Woods was not misplaced. Or perhaps I should say that my wish for Woods returning to golf prominence is on the verge of reality.
FYI, if you wish to read some of Reilly's bilge, excerpts follow below. I took the liberty of commenting on some of his statements (in red ink):
So, Tiger Woods, if and when you return to golf, you need to adjust to a new normal.
New Normal #1: You're a JAG right now -- Just Another Guy. (Who happens to be one of two players that have won twice this year...)
You're not golf's young stud anymore. Not young. Not a stud. Dustin Johnson takes you four out of five in a cage match now.
It's been three years since you've won a major. Almost two since you've
won ... anything. (Tiger won his 73rd tourney two weeks ago at age 36. Jack Nicklaus won his 73rd and last tourney at age 46.) You're 35 years old with a knee that's had four
surgeries, an Achilles that's a-killing you, and a golf ball that won't
listen. (it's listening now, big mouth...ranked #1 in fairways and #7 greens in regulaion at the Memorial.)
You need to realize that when you come back, you'll no longer scare
anybody. (Oh really?, might want to run that one past Rory Sabbatini and Rickey Fowler.) Unlike the old days, you can only win with your clubs now, not
your scowl and not your jet and not your caddie, whoever that's going to
be. (Joe La Cava is happily on the bag and making more $ this year than Steve Williams.)
Tell me, what do tour players Chris Couch, Marc Leishman and Chris
Stroud have in common with you this year? They've all won about the same
money and the exact same number of tournaments as you have. Which would
be zero. (that's like asking a Peyton Manning how many touchdown passes he'd thrown while on the disabled list, which is ridiculous.)
Anybody scared of those guys?
You're sliding down the world rankings like they're greased. You're 20th now. You're as upside down as NewsCorp stock. (Hey Rick, Tiger's now #4 and rising and with ever step he moves up discredits you further.)PS-NewsCorp stock is trading around $19.50-$20.00/shr., hardly upside down.
So ...
New Normal #2: Get a win wherever you can.
Gone are the days when you're bigger than the Greenbriar or the John
Deere or the Honda Classic. When you get back out there, you're going to
need off the schneid, bad. If it comes at the Texas Open, take it.
Because the truth is, Tiger, you're not above the Texas Open anymore.
Pride went out the window two Thanksgivings ago.
New Normal #3: Try a little tenderness.
Take some time with people. Phil Mickelson signs for 20 minutes after
every round, Tuesday or Sunday, first place or 100th. On a good month,
you do 20 minutes. Try it once. You might like it. (I hope you don't do this to your children, comparing them to those with whom you have a man-crush...very undignified, small.)
Your every moment on a golf course doesn't have to be Elvis being rushed
out of the Hilton. Take some time with people. Say hello. Stand on 18
once and watch a guy finish, then shake his hand. It's not going to kill
you. Your dad used to do it all the time. (in boxing, this would get one disqualified for a low blow...referencing his dead father is reprehensible.)
New Normal #4: Enough with the emperor act.
Climb down from this ivory tower you live in. Introduce a little
transparency into your life. Give an interview once in a while that
isn't being timed by your agent standing in the corner. Tweet more than
once a month.
Hire a good-guy caddie, like former Scott/Greg Norman bagman Tony
Navarro. He's available. Navarro is 51 years old and has seen everything
twice. He's not going to let you act like a jackass. You need him. (and you, Rick, need a good psychotherapist.)
New Normal #5: Spread it around a little.
Look, everybody knows you're the cheapest guy on tour. Some people are
sure your wallet is sewn shut. I know a car valet in L.A. that you've
stiffed so many times, he feels like he's full of embalming fluid. The
last time he saw you, he stood in front of the car door, making small
talk until you made with a fiver.
Don't be like that. Drop some coin. You'll be surprised how it improves your disposition. Karma does exist, you know.
And one old normal: Go back to the 2000 swing. (Reilly, you arrogant ass. You were telling arguably the greatest player to ever swing a club how to improve his game...and I thought Obama was a narcissistic arrogant ass.)
Enough screwing around. Get the film out and go back to how you swung
the golf club when you were the single greatest player in history.
Remember when you had all four major trophies on your coffee table at
once? You did it with the 2000 swing. It works.
The truth is, Tiger, you're not golf's pope anymore. (appears that he still is. Even Brandel Chamblee, never a fan of Woods, said after Woods win at The Memorial, "Tiger Woods is everything to golf!" You're not divinely
entitled to greatness. Wrong again, Rick, Wood's talent is a gift from the gods." Your talent used to forgive your lack of grace.
Not anymore.
All you are right now is a guy with injury problems, swing problems and
monstrous public-relations problems. You've lost your wife, your swing,
your coach, your caddie, your health and your good name, all in 18
months. You may have roughly $500 million, but you're running very low
on everything else right about now. (you negative, unhappy loser, you'd trade with Woods in a minute.")
There's a way to get it all back -- humility. (I'd suggest you take a dose of your own prescription."
As a wise man named Gerry McIlroy once said, it doesn't cost anything extra to be nice (Reilly, coming from you, this statement is laughable. Nice?? This diatribe you have written could be the most mean-spirited I have ever read. What you have written is an embarrassment to the good name of Sports Illustrated...you owe your employer, its readers, and Tiger Woods an apology. You should plead temporary insanity, considering what you have written, I think you have a case.
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